Monthly Archives: June 2010
My Uncle gave me homemade wine from the relatively obscure wine region of Northwestern Ontario. Is that considered a local wine? He is my Uncle (that’s kinda local), it was made in Ontario (a two day’s drive from where I live but still in Ontario), and it does fit in with the 1200 mile diet that I am trying out this week (well today).
My Uncle Art, the original “most Harrowsmith man in the world”, gave me a High Bush Cranberry Wine from Dryden ON – vintage August 2009. Usually that’s not a good sign on a vintage when they also tell you the month, but for this wine it seemed perfect.
The nose is of sweaty socks – exactly what high bush cranberries smell like – so I guess it’s off to a good start. The colour is a lovely hue of light rhubarb, and it tastes like those stinky cranberries. Also, it drinks like a grappa and my Uncle doesn’t tell me what the alcohol content is – so user beware.
Seriously though, I literally ran around my neighbourhood pouring glasses for 3 of my neighbours who I knew would be as excited about it as I was.
Thanks Uncle Art – you’re part Uncle, part winemaker to me. This may be how Tio Pepe got his start.
HEY – my theory just picked 3 out of the first 4 group winners. You thought that picking your World Cup winners based on each countries wine production was silly? Consider the following …
Pool A France – OOPS didn’t win a game – maybe 2010 was a disfunctional vintage
Pool B winner Argentina – CORRECT go ahead and buy some Fuzion, see if I care
Pool C winner USA – CORRECT American wine is more than Ernest & Gallo white zinfandel
Pool D winner Germany – CORRECT and I have one word for you – Gewürztraminer [ɡəˈvʏɐtstʁaˈmiːnɐ] (please say that in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice – or just say Bastian Schweinsteiger if you like)
FINAL UPDATE …
My theory did pick 5 of 8 pool winners in the end. It was always a long shot for Portugal to beat Brazil’s soccer genius – the Dutch are the best drinkers in their pool – Spanish wine is my favorite, thankyou for winning your pool – and Italy?… I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s just hope that your wines age better than your aging national team.
“Sweet baby Bacchus I need a great summer wine – and make it red”. Does this sound like you? Perhaps you’ve tried to find one and the closest you’ve come is close. We both know that’s not close enough. Here are my summer reds.
BOUCHARD PERE & FILS – Bouchard Père & Fils is a family winery in Burgundy France. These wines are clearly brothers. They are similar, light reds from Burgundy and both made with Gamay. The Mâcon Gamay has a nice sour cherry taste to it and is my favorite but I’ve never gone wrong serving a Beaujolais-Villages at a summer grill party. A great price, great flavours, and perfect for summer drinking.
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This is seriously funny.
I got it from Billysbestbottles.com who got it from somebody named Neil.
I have just added this to my list of computer troubleshooting skills. Right after yelling at my computer and hitting it.
Father’s Day is around the corner and I might as well ask for something ridiculous. Here is my suggestion for the wine loving Dad.
The Swarovski Corkscrew – the PullTex pulltabs is the best corkscrew out there. This model is embedded with 26 Swarovski crystals, and comes packaged in a leather box with satin. Luxury! Call Gail at Thyme to Cook in Guelph if you want one. A deal at $154.99.
I know, who in their right mind needs a corkscrew with Swarovski crystals in the handle? I’m not sure I can answer that.
To further support my theory that the countries with the best wines will win their pools (World Cup Soccer – let your wine decide) – England is using an Italian as head coach!
Knowing the state of winemaking on the home front, England hired Fabio Capello to do their coaching. Appearantly the plan is that some of that good old Chianti would rub off on the lads.
Consider that last World Cup England tried a Swedish coach. Ridiculous! Sorry Sven-Göran but the results speak for themselves. Italy has great wines like Barolo and Amarone – Sweden, nothing but vodka. This theory of mine is clearly gaining momentum.
In similar news – I just had to repost this from the AP. Now I’m certain England beats USA on Saturday.
IRENE, South Africa (AP) — Bob Bradley sounds more like a student discussing a teacher than a coach talking about a rival when he speaks about Fabio Capello.
Speaking Wednesday, three days before the U.S. plays England in its World Cup opener, Bradley recalled taking his Princeton team to Italy in the 1990s when Capello coached AC Milan. Bradley has gotten to know Capello over the years.
“His quote to me, his coaching advice is always something along the lines of: `When you make wine, the grapes aren’t always the same,”‘ Bradley said. “And the first few times he said that to me, I thought he was actually talking about wine. But since then, I thought about it and I realized that he was trying to tell me a little something about football.”
Really Bob? Maybe you should have kept this one to yourself. I think he was trying to tell you a little something about football too.