I’ve been at parties where someone has asked “Can you open this bottle of champagne for me“. What I would like to do is turn around and yell “Anyone have a sword?” It’s a play on my “Sure I can juggle – anyone have 3 chain saws with them” joke.
This video – sabering champagne – is just another thing my wife won’t let me do at home. Maybe it’s the disclaimer at the beginning of the video.
Do not attempt this yourself… blah blah blah … enacted by professionals … yada yada yada … mishandling may result in severe injury or death … It’s just this sort of fear mongering that takes the fun out of your trip to the Emergency department.

December 16th, 2011 at 10:20 am
Very clever. And I loved his bracelet and cufflinks. Maybe Danielle would let you try it if you bought her a pretty bracelet. No, probably not.
December 16th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Good timing considering the Leafs are playing the Sabres tonight, but have you watched this…
December 18th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I like Brad’s video.
January 13th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Thanks to Brad I now have an emergency wine-opening trick and I can;t believe it, it looks so easy and good fun too. Do you think it will work with high heels?
Yes Darling I’m with your wife please don’t saber your wine.