Today we celebrate the release of the 2014 Beaujolais Nouveau in la maison Oke.
This one is a winner. One of the best in years. This is what Nouveau should taste like – tart, juicy, with a hint of effervescence – and it’s under $10!
It’s okay for you to go out and buy this at your LCBO in Guelph. I already have 6 bottles.
This is an open letter to all wine snobs on the release of le Beaujolais Nouveau this week.
Dear Wine Snob,
I have the greatest admiration for you as a snob, and specifically as a wine snob. And so I know you will laugh at me when I declare that I am excited about the Beaujolais Nouveau release
I know why most “wine people” don’t really get into the Nouveau spirit of things.
• Beaujolais Nouveau is a very simple wine
• In fact it was only harvested 2 months ago
• It hasn’t been aged
• It hasn’t been blended with any other varietal – straight gamay
• In fact not much has been done to it at all except that the French have marketed the heck out of it – and they have done so brilliantly.
• Most of you refer to it as “wine Cool-Aid”.
Yes, I know it’s not a serious wine but I don’t care. I like it. It inspired me to start this wine blog in 2009.
In fact I would go so far as to declare myself a Nouveau snob. I’m unreasonably hesitant to try a Novello from Italy (although they are always delicious) and I don’t get as giddy about a syrah Primeur as I do with a true Nouveau made with gamay grapes.
Fresh, juicy, “new” French wine is just the thing to start the holidays for me.
So to all you wine snobs that think that the words “Beaujolais Nouveau” translate as “I can’t believe I paid $12 for that” – this is what I have to say to you…
I like my carbonic maceration.
I like my red wine chilled.
I like the hype – bring it on Georges Dubœuf with your clever little œ in the middle of your name.
I like Gamay.
I like drinking wine that you don’t swirl and sniff.
I like Chateau des Charmes in Niagara producing Seven Generation Gamay Nouveau, because Canadians demand a little locavore in our drinking.
So while you wine snobs will be “pooh-poohing” me on November 15th, I will be proudly buying a 6-pack of Nouveau and loving it.
Self proclaimed Beaujolais Nouveau snob.
We met our new awesome neighbours last night – inviting them over for a bottle of wine. Two hours and one lovely bottle of Rioja later, we felt like old friends.
Photo taken in front of my copper paella pan using my iPhone. In fact this entire post was done with my iPhone – including using the LCBO app to scan the barcode on the bottle and come up with this…
Also, the Montecillo is $2 off this month and is quite fruit forward for a Rioja, but you can still taste the dry, hot summer. We have another in the cellar [my basement floor - but cellar sounds better] so we may look for more new friends again soon. Or have our neighbours over again.
All this technology prompted me to start singing Lafawnduh’s song by Kip at the end of Napoleon Dynamite – If you’ve never seen the movie the follow Brother in Spain’s advice and don’t rent it – just go buy it!
Sure, the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me ‘salvivate’
Yes, I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
I’ve had it with parody today and I’ve only been subjected to it once. You’ve seen the CTV newsclip about the guy from Vancouver who wants to wear a white pasta strainer on his head for his driver’s license photo? He claims his religious right as a Pastafarian – seriously, look it up. As I understand it, Pastafarianism was created by atheists looking to get their own “religious rights” [now that's actually a pretty good irony I think] so that the pastafarian may wear a pasta strainer on his head whenever he feels the pasta-god, or whatever those people are talking about, wants him too.
That’s whatever you were talking about. I’ve never heard such a shocking and brutal injustice I’ve cared so little about.
Time to get grounded back to earth and read and write about things that matter. Things like the Montreal Canadiens playing the Toronto Maple Leaves to open the books on the NHL season.
For my part a nice Cava from Friexenet Brut – the black bottle – celebrates the game nicely. In Spain the locals consider this “Las cosas buenas” [the good stuff]. I also hear that it keeps the Pastafarians away. Come to think about it some of les Canadiens helmets look like pasta strainers.
Freixenet Cordon Negro Brut Cava
For those of you who think “Galileo” is only a catchy phrase from a Queen classic, read this ….
“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”
― Galileo Galilei
Clearly this man, Italian physicist, mathematician, engineer, astronomer, and philosopher, knew that there was more to life than heliocentrism.
This week I celebrated Galileo’s wise words with a delicious $12 bottle of wine from Chile. Magnifico.
Root 1 Carmenere Colchagua Carmenère
LCBO#: 350546 $12.80
I love a conspiracy theory as much as the next guy. No, wait! I hate conspiracy theories. Usually they are made up by paranoid people who can’t come up with a simple explanation so they are certain that Big Brother is out to get them – or the Free Masons – or Hydra. I’ve read 1984 recently and I don’t believe my TV, computer, or iPhone is watching me.
But what about the LCBO? Are they watching you? You bet they are. Do you remember the last time you checked out at the LCBO and they asked you for your postal code? Did you know that everyone in Ontario on that day was being asked for their postal code? Sounds like a conspiracy to me Kathleen Wynne.
Guess what all you paranoid beer and wine buyers – they were just gathering data so that they could serve you better. True story. If people are driving 20 kms to pick up their favourite wine, whisky, or whiskey [yes, there's a difference] then the good people at the LCBO will start shipping some of your product to a closer store without you even asking. Hey ME Generation – the LCBO is looking after you. This time it is all about YOU.
So unless your name is Winston Smith, don’t freak out next time you’re asked for you postal code – it just might make your life a little easier.
I get distracted easily. Recently I’ve been writing about beer, cognac, chocolate, and the election. Already the title of this post, Picking Spain, has me thinking about the World Cup and not wine. Time to get back to wine – at least until something else distracts me.
As the summer draws closer my thoughts turn to my 2nd home – Spain. Okay, so it’s my brother’s home but whatever. I will be there in a month buying what the Spaniards call “el cheap wine“. The locals like it when you learn their language.
I think I should start preparing for my trip. My wife starts packing for her trip about now – deciding on her colour story [that's a real thing apparently]. I’ll start with my best selections from the LCBO Spanish wines [click for LCBO link]. My colour story is 2 reds, a white, and a rosado.
- Beronia Reserva $20- classic Rioja [Tempranillo grape] at an affordable price. Reminds me of a hot, dry Spanish summer
- Hecula $12- lighter than a Rioja made in the south from Monastrell grapes
- Marquis de Riscal $13- a crisp white for those hot days in the garden
- Muga Rosado $13- get it while you can – best pink in the store
And while I think of it … I did pick Spain to win the World Cup again. Iker!!!!!
BERONIA RESERVA - Smooth tannins. Reservas are aged for a minimum of 1 yr in oak and 2 yrs in the bottle. They cost a little more but believe me, they are worth it.
VINTAGES Essential 50203 |Price $ 19.95