The weather couldn’t be cooperating less these days. It should be stinkin’ hot outside and I should be sipping rosé. My well laid plans seem to have been spoiled by something called a “Northern low” brought down by the “Jet Stream”, or whatever the Weather Network people are talking about.
Last night I sat in my living room, windows open, cold evening air coming in to an already cool house. ”Is it even warm enough to open that rosé chilling in the fridge?” I asked my wife.
“Close the windows and open the rosé” was her response. I did marry her for her problem solving skills.
LA VIEILLE FERME COTES DU VENTOUX ROSE*
LCBO 622134 | SEASONAL/LIMITED QUANTITIES
Price $ 10.95
Water. Some say it’s healthy for you – some say it’s dangerous [maybe that's just me trying again to get you to drink rosé].
On the internet I found a site called webMD [whatever that's supposed to mean] that gave me 6 “Health Benefits” of Water. It was written by a “water” person who calls herself Kathleen M. Zelman MPH, RD, LD [what the heck kind of degrees are those and why so secretive about your middle name?]
She makes the outrageous claim that drinking water can affect the saliva levels in your mouth [come on] and then gets into the scare tactics from there – mentioning such things as kidneys and bowels in order to frighten you. Why doesn’t she try the “everyone else is doing it” argument?
Let’s look at this realistically. I haven’t talked to one rational person who would put an odourless, colourless, tasteless liquid in their mouth unless it was a dare.
This summer I’m drinking rosé if I’m thirsty. That’s what a rational person would do.
Note from the author – This is my 4th attempt in 4 years to use scare mongering tactics to convince people to drink rosé. You can see my other attempts here.
2010 2011 2012
Sometimes the stories behind a wine are just as interesting as the wine itself. Often they are better. James in Paris hooked me up with these two bottles.
The rosé from an Albanian friend who distributes for Famille Sumeire – a small family winery in Provence. The 1998 Reserva Rioja from an Irishman living in Paris who collected this bottle while living in Spain. He gave it to James in Paris as a thank you for helping him move the contents of his cellar (or “cave” as the French have it) two blocks down the road to his new home.
Both were fantastic wines. Why I ended up with them is simply a story of generosity. Thanks James in Paris.
And thanks Brother in Spain who cooked this canard for me in Paris to enjoy with the wine.
For the past 3 years I have tried to point out the insanity of drinking water instead of rosé. Odourless, colourless, tasteless? Who puts that in their body? This is what my new research on the internet has found – and it wasn’t easy to research as most sites still tell you that water is good for you.
- Water contains bacteria – eek
- A woman lost her sight drinking too much water – that’s one too many for me
- The human body is mostly water already – so why waste your time
- Water vapour is invisible as a gas – it may be around you and you don’t even know it!
- The water molecule carries a slight negative charge – NEGATIVE CHARGE!
If those 5 facts, from internet sources including Wikipedia, don’t convince you then maybe the Vintages annual release of Spanish rosado – Muga – will.
MUGA ROSÉ 2011
Price: $ 12.95
Made in: Rioja, Spain
By: Bodegas Muga S.A.
Release Date: May 12, 2012
These are my favorite #wine #photos (a little twitterspeak for you tweeters) of the past 2 years since I began PulltheCork.
Rosé de Provence on the beach in Antibes
Fino Sherry with Almonds in my Brother in Spain's terrace
Basket outside the cheese shop (fromagerie) in France
Espresso in Spain - my other love
I learned two things today. First thing – if you live near a University don’t go to the wine store on a Thursday night. Thing two – if you are in a wine store don’t listen to college kids recommending wine to their friends. They are not the discerning demographic group. I should have known that from the kid purchasing a bottle of vodka and a 6 pack of Miller Light cans – but that’s not even what tipped me off. It was a conversation that I overheard in the aisle next to me.
“Girls’ Night Out is a great Rosé” was the comment that almost made me drop my imported British beer. I really think we need to change our entire Education system. Girls’ Night Out is NOT a great rosé – neither is the Girls’ Night Out Sangria in a 1.5 mL bottle. Girls’ Night Out may be tasty, it may be a great value, it may even be cute – but we do need to educate our youth in the ways of wine. Muga and Gran Fuedo are great Rosé wines – as is practically anything from Provence – but a wine with a pink sundress on the label is not an indication of a great wine. Sorry girls – but I hope you did have a nice girls’ night out .
This is from our day trip while in France last summer – there were 30 tables at the outdoor café set up this way. Those French are clever people. This is beautiful
If you aren’t drinking rosé this summer then what’s wrong with you?
So another study has come out telling us to drink more water. I hope you know how I feel about this – it’s ridiculous. Last year I spoke of the dangers of water - encouraging people to drink rosé instead. Apparently I need to address this annually.
The perils of dihydrogen monoxide, or “water” as the water people call it, are well-known. This chemical can cause a host of unpleasant conditions including excessive sweating and frequent urination. As if that’s not enough it is also capable of corroding many metals, is used as a fire-retardant, and in the production of Styrofoam. I think we all agree that anything involved in the production of Styrofoam can’t be good even if none of us really know why.
As I’ve said before, what person in their right mind would drink an odourless, colourless, tasteless liquid. It’s crazy talk. “Stone cold crazy”, according to Freddy Mercury – by all accounts a reliable source of reason.
Oh, by the way, the LCBO just got in a shipment of the 2009 Muga rosé. It’s delicious. Go get some!
MUGA ROSÉ 2010
Spain | Bodegas Muga S.A.
VINTAGES 603795 | 750 mL | $ 12.95
A recent study indicated that drinking water is good for you.
Water! - odourless, colourless, tasteless. Sounds dangerous to me. And “they” want me to drink 2 litres of it a day because some ridiculous health claim is attached to it? Sounds like somebody is justifying research money again.
They aren’t the boss of me. Why should I waste my time on an odourless and tasteless liquid?
(For the record Hydrogen Peroxide Solution, liquid Argon, and liquid Helium are also on the list of colourless and odourless liquids that you can’t make me drink)
Some will argue that we are 97% water? Not me – I’m 97% skeptical of these so-called “water people”. This summer give me a nice glass of rosé instead. Doesn’t that sound like better advice?
From this Saturday’s vintage release I highly recommend the Muga Rosé. Also, I’m pretty sure it’s good for you.
MUGA ROSÉ 2009
VINTAGES 603795 $ 12.95