“What wine do you recommend for the Superbowl?”. I have been asked this question all week and I refuse to make a recommendation. Why? I actually have several well-thought out reasons.
Steelers’ Pro-Bowl defensive end Brett Keisel for one. Really, does this man look like he drinks wine? Maybe I am overstereotyping (what? Spell-check says that’s not a word?) but I doubt it. He actually looks like he wields an axe in Lord of the Ring conventions in his spare time – or eats grizzlie bears, but certainly not a red wine guy.
Reason two – If I am going to recommend anything with the Superbowl it’s going to be shampoo. Steelers Pro-bowl safety Troy Polamalu already has a Head and Shoulders sponsorship (and I bought some this week) – but I am really waiting to see what hair product gets on board with Clay Matthews Jr. – that’s hair that I can both relate and aspire to.
So here I am distracted again. The question was “what wine do you pair with the Superbowl” and I end up talking about the three guys in the Superbowl with the best hair.
Oh and Clay Matthews Jr, your Dad’s the reason I don’t cheer for the Steelers. Go Browns.