My brother lives in Spain. In Spain you can buy cava (Spanish Champagne) at the gas station while you pay for your diesel fuel. My brother-in-Spain got up to the counter with his gas station cava – actually a respectable brand – when the young gas attendant said to him something like (and I translate from the original Spanish), “Dude. You can totally get a better deal on this other cava because it’s 2 for 1”.
Slightly taken aback, my brother-in-Spain initially opted NOT to follow the advice of the clerk selling petrol, gum, soccer scarfs, and pairs of fine Spanish sparkling wines. Fortunately he came to his senses. “Of course I’m following the wine purchasing advice of gas attendant – I’d be loco not to. Also, this feels like an SNL skit“.
When in Canada I buy these cava. They aren’t 2 for 1, and they’re not available at Norm’s Esso, but they’re good sparklers.