Spam and Dear Abby

Did you know that bloggers face auto-spam comments almost  daily.  It’s not as common as junk mail – but it is far more amusing.  Sadly, they are probably the best comments I receive so I treat them like a Dear Abby call for help.

email_envelopeDear PulltheCork  “I needed to thank you of this great understand!! I absolutely enjoying every bit of it May very well you bookmarked view new thing you place” Isabel.   

Not a problems Isabel – glad I’m could help.  If I even understood half of what you said then I would also “view new thing you place”.

email_envelopeDear PulltheCork   “Awesome website you have over here! Just wanna say thanks for that and keep up the great work!Viagra Kopen. 

Thanks a lot Ms Kopen.

email_envelopeDear PulltheCork  “i thought so tooLista.  

Lista, thanks for your understanding.

email_envelopeDear PulltheCork  “The very next time I read a blog, I hope that it won’t fail me as much as this one. After all, I know it was my choice to read through, nonetheless I truly thought you would have something helpful to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you can fix if you weren’t too busy seeking attention.” Orto  

Sorry Orto – Unfortunately I am far to busy seeking attention to fix my problem.  Perhaps I can put you in touch with Ms Kopen.

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