I think I can safely say – with science backing me up – that I have discovered the best diet ever. Better than South Beach, The Zone, and Ms. Craig put together.
The diet is a two part diet.
Part 1 – Red Wine. Let’s look at the facts
The Guelph Mercury [a consistently reliable source] published an article just last week about the health effects of Red Wine entitled “Wine could be good for your kidneys, study suggests.” Which is excellent news, since I have two kidneys just craving a Spanish red wine tonight.
Part 2 – Chocolate.
Recently my daughter took a photo of TCHO chocolate at downtown Guelph’s fine food store Ouderkirk & Taylor. I tweeted it. We won a National contest. Next thing I know a small crate of chocolate appeared at our front door. Well done my child. How is it healthy for you? See for yourself. Chocolate “vitamins” look good to me. Also, I’m a sucker for brilliant marketing.
You can follow my lecture on the Red Wine study here