This Cinco de Mayo consider the piñata [cinco de mayo loosely translates as “the fifth of May”]. Beautiful, noble beasts that are the life of the party. But there is a dark side so obvious that i’ve missed it before today.
We tell Señor Piñata how beautiful he is, hug him, stuff him full of candy, make him feel loved, invite some friends over for a piñata party, and then bash the heck out of him with a bat! What kind of a sick joke is that?
Also, Napoleon sounds like a jerk. Also, i’ve heard he has bad breath.
So get yourself to a cinco de mayo party today. The Guava Saison is selling like Mexican hot cakes at the Muddy York and they have a party today.
Or go out and buy a gateway tequila that may lead to other more expensive tequilae.
Isn’t it fitting that the Mexicans rode humongous chickens while defeating the Spanish? Also, this delicious tequila is under $40.
And the happy ending to this story – besides the Mexicans not being held under Spanish oppression – is that this little guy was rescued by my daughter M and is now safely in a burro sanctuary.