“Expect the unexpected” is perhaps the most absurd saying in the English language. If you start expecting then it ceases to be unexpected.
“Things are going just a little too well” is perhaps the most paranoid phrase. Then again being paranoid is only good thinking if everyone is out to get you.
So I combined the two sayings this week during my visit to Bodegas Lagar Blanco in the hills outside Montilla.
I was enjoying the best winery tour of my life thanks to the conversations with Miguel Cruz Marques and his son Miguel. Best tour ever!
I was enjoying myself so much that I almost forgot the suddenly eerily applicable warning by Edgar Allan Poe in his tale The Cask of Amontillado – where the ironically named Fortunato is distracted by his companion by a delicious amontillado and cemented into a wall. Note that in my photo of the casks I have one eye on my companion, Brother-in-Spain, and one eye on the cask.
I don’t expect he is out to get me – but then again I’m sure Fortunato wasn’t expecting the unexpected.
More on my visit to Bodegas Lagar Blanco in my next post.
If you even suspect that you might be cold this winter then you need to put a bottle of Amontillado within reach.
First made famous by a certain Edgar Allan Poe in his classic story The Cask of Amontillado (published in 1846) and then made slightly less famous in my classic blog post The Cask of Amontillado (published in April 2010) – which admittedly was mostly about Edgar Allan Poe’s story.
This wine is nutty with a bourbon-like nose and a steal at under $11.
During the process of making Amontillado the wine is placed in American butts. It means that they were placed in American oak butts, which really only means American oak barrels but it’s funnier the way I wrote it.
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Thanks Edgar for the funny story about revenge, murder, and Amontillado.
I hope my brother likes me.
He has promised me a tour of Alvear’s winery in Montilla, Spain, this summer. But if I’ve learned anything from literature (and I probably haven’t) then I need to be sure I haven’t insulted him gravely – recently.
The Cask of Amontillado is a great short story by Edgar Allan Poe. It is a story of revenge and murder – set in Spain – with a Cask of Amontillado as the bait. You may recall that Amontillado is not Sherry, but it’s darn close ( read Amontillado – Surely that’s a Sherry).
The story begins, “The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.” Oh Edgar Allan, I think you know that the only thing more frightening than a raven is revenge.
To make a short story short – Fortunato’s pride in his ability to tell Amontillado from Sherry is the bait and his downfall. He ends up intoxicated and bricked into a wall in the depths of the wine caves. I supposed in a very real way the bricks are his downfall.
There are several lessons from this story:
1. Don’t be sure you know everything about wine.
2. Don’t drink too much on a wine tour.
3. Fortunato is an ironic name (not bad for a PE teacher).
4. The saying “keep your friends close and your enemies closer” is just stupid. Look what happened to Fortunato.