I love rules. I love making them up.
I’m crafting a house whiskey rule. It’s loosely based on the the “dating somebody younger than you” rule [that rule is “half your age + 7, so i’ve been told].
*btw – house whiskey, according to Urban Dictionary.com, is the whiskey that you normally drink and don’t save for a special occasion.
My house whiskey gets more expensive every year so I made up a House Whiskey Rule. “My age – $15” is my new price point.
This allows the younger people to buy up Johnnie Walker Red and Crown Royal whatever it’s called and leaves me with a good selection of choices.
Right now my new rule allows me to drink Jameson Caskmates. Well played Travis. At $39 a bottle one can only guess my age. Dang I look good for $39.
Also, I can look forward to growing into more expensive house whiskies. If I live to the age of 315 I can drink Johnnie Walker Blue every day! Happy thought indeed.